Fence Chat Aficionado Gifts

"And finally...."

'I'd better not go into details. I've already told you more than I was told myself.'

Woman on the phone.

"Beware of Don"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Tortured Plank

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Why are you here?

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

Desert Island Gossipping

'Are you accusing my dog of identity theft?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

Airport Literature

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

The maintaining different types of fence.

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

'Down a few volts yet Harry!'

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

'I told you the electric fence would come in handy.'