Fence Aficionados Gifts

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Tortured Plank

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Swords for Making America Great Again

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Businessman fences with three others.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'It has to have tall fences.'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Things get heated at the outing.

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

Peace Fighting

'Drawer!'

A Woman Shopping.

The Marks of Zorro

Lulav and Etrog Fencing