Fence Aficionados Gifts

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Tortured Plank

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Swords for Making America Great Again

Businessman fences with three others.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

'It has to have tall fences.'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"They said you'd be challenging."

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

The Marks of Zorro

'Drawer!'

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

Peace Fighting

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.