Fence-jumping Fanatic Gifts

Man Tries To Teach Horse To Jump.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

Giraffe Portrait

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Extra Long-jump

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Tortured Plank

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

Living next door to area 51

'No Trespissing'

Swords for Making America Great Again

Businessman fences with three others.

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

The Neighbours from Hell....

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"They said you'd be challenging."

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

A Woman Shopping.

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

Things get heated at the outing.

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"I asked my wife to cut me some slack. We were mountain climbing."