Fence-hopping Humorist Gifts

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Distracting the fish.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'I'm screwed...'

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

Ostrich Farm

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

No Smoking Building.

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

Have you tried drinking ?

"Sorry, but, as you can see, I finally found the answer to the true meaning of life."

Man Tries To Teach Horse To Jump.

Antacid rain

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

'Gesundheit!'

"I'd like you to meet the artist."

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

'I've been here so long I don't remember what I did, but it had something to do with non-compliance.'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

'I always try to live within my means but I have to borrow money to do so.'