Fence-hopping Humorist Pillows

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Distracting the fish.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'I'm screwed...'

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Ostrich Farm

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

No Smoking Building.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

Have you tried drinking ?

"Sorry, but, as you can see, I finally found the answer to the true meaning of life."

Man Tries To Teach Horse To Jump.

Antacid rain

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

"I'd like you to meet the artist."

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

'Gesundheit!'

'I've been here so long I don't remember what I did, but it had something to do with non-compliance.'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

'I always try to live within my means but I have to borrow money to do so.'

"Here's the deal. I'll fly the plane, and you make the excuses."