Fence-leaping Fan Gifts

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

En garde!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

Automatic swing machine

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

En-guard dog.

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

Bob the comedy elephant,thanked the hyenas for being a wonderful audience.