Fence Leaper Gifts

Daughter and father riding across country

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Leaping

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

THe UDDER Side

Double Bass Jumpers.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

Living next door to area 51

'No Trespissing'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Blackhole Research.

Desert Island Gossipping

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

"I've been working in the mail room for over 6 months. I was hoping to be at least a CEO by now."