Leaf Leaper Gifts

Cows with a rake in Autumn cannot be trusted.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Snow flake

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Harold, you've changed."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"The trees are laughing at us."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Leaping

Raining Leaves.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

The First Day of Fall.

Double Bass Jumpers.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Leaf zone!

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"You have a chlorophyll deficiency. It's common this time of year."

"We're out of bags."