Fence-leaner Extraordinaire Gifts

"Where are you off to then Phil?"

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Beware of Don"

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Tortured Plank

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'I hear they're really good.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Steroids.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'No Trespissing'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Living next door to area 51

Spring/Summer/Winter

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

Spring cleaning.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Easter Island Fisherman

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Shall I fry it or flush it?'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'