Fence-leaner Extraordinaire Gifts

"Where are you off to then Phil?"

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Beware of Don"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Tortured Plank

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'I hear they're really good.'

'Steroids.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'No Trespissing'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Spring/Summer/Winter

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Easter Island Fisherman

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Spring cleaning.

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

'It has to have tall fences.'

Desert Island Gossipping

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'Shall I fry it or flush it?'