Fence Gazer Gifts

"If you see a cat, back once. If you see a squirrel, bark twice. If you're not sure what you see, bark incessantly and an operator will assist you."

Living next door to area 51

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Beware of Don"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Paw readings

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Olympic Climate

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'It's Blurred.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Window in the Sky.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"That was a rumor day."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'