Graph Gazer Gifts

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

'Ed, can you remember what that rumor was you had started at that time?'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

"...And after we've reviewed the performance figures, I'll share an idea I've got for streamlining the sales team."

'So that's why they keep an eyewash station in the boardroom.'

"That was a rumor day."

Flattening the Curve and Looking Out for a Second Wave

The Earthquake Quarter

Stock Prices

The Obama Dilemma

Pessimists Anonymous - chart.

Sad businessman with sinking profits

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'It's the part of capitalism I don't like. What goes up must also go down.'

Business Vacation.

Never forget the magic asterisk...

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'