Gridlock Gazer Gifts

"You were filibustering in your sleep again."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

"That was a rumor day."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Modigliani's Giraffe

You are Here

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Never forget the magic asterisk...

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'