Gridlock Navigator Gifts

Ballsiest Left Turn Attempt Awards.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

COVID Road Map

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

Cars.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Road Construction.

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"You were filibustering in your sleep again."