Lockdown Navigator Gifts

COVID Road Map

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Winter Sports Ban

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Economy

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

Danger Noodle tho bored

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Pandemic-parenting

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

Quarandating.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Casual Mask Fridays

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Vaccine Passports

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Pandemic playhouse.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Socially Distancing Clowns

Young against old

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Working from home.

The New World

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"