Gridlock Survivor Gifts

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Driver notices grid lock on road.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Nonsense Poem

Sheltering in place.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

COVID Devotion

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Tourist in the desert

Covid-19 Caution

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Bus Stop

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Trading Places.

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...