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Ballsiest Left Turn Attempt Awards.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

COVID Road Map

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Cars.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Road Construction.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

"You were filibustering in your sleep again."

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'