Gridlock Gladiator T-Shirts

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Traffic - is there a way out?

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Rage.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

American Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Football Blockers.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"You were filibustering in your sleep again."

Football League: Concussions R US.