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"You were filibustering in your sleep again."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Now that's an afro!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"That was a rumor day."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

You are Here

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Modigliani's Giraffe

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Never forget the magic asterisk...

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Beret Night at the Museum'