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'they must have the same plumber we do.'

Young Faithful.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'I blame global warming!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Birds Following Witch.

Emergency exit into Space

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Hot Air Balloon

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

Birds on the wing

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'