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'they must have the same plumber we do.'

Young Faithful.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I blame global warming!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Birds Following Witch.

Emergency exit into Space

Hot Air Balloon

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Birds on the wing