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'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Sheltering in place.

Nonsense Poem

COVID Devotion

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Tourist in the desert

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Covid-19 Caution

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Danger Noodle tho bored

Heavy Traffic.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

The corner that Spring's around

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'