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'Entering Washington, DC. Congressional 'civility' level: undetectable.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Yes, That Was The Exit

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

COVID Era Intel

The world on lockdown

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"How many days have we been like this?"

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

How does she get her grass so green?

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

'Henry was really counting on dying.'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Europe

"I don't care if 'the medium is the message'. You can't draw directly on the fridge!"

"We're sort of open."

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.