Traffic Jam Philosophers T-Shirts

Road rage in olden days

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Alabama Traffic Jam

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Traffic Lights Medicine

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Self-Reflecting Pool

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'I was stuck in traffic for two hours on the way here, so I have my urine sample ready.'