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"It was green when I went through it."

Speed cameras.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Give Way To Cyclists

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Traffic Lights Medicine

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

All-way stops.

Lawyer Xing

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Self-Reflecting Pool

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

'I'll do the talking.'