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Total Balls Up After Next Junction.

"Every motorway in the country is clear except the southbound M3 which will remain at a standstill for the rest of the day."

The fate of the emigrant

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Dog on a plane.

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'Busting balls since 1983.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Cars.

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Orienteering 101