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"I have room for one ladies' size 4, or a very supple 6."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Cars.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Road Construction.

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"Valhalla."

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.