Crowded Train Navigator Gifts

"I have room for one ladies' size 4, or a very supple 6."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

A white collar cow.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Get ready ... Get set ...

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Cars.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Road Construction.

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"Thank goodness they added more leg room."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Valhalla."

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.