Quantum Leaper Gifts

Blackhole Research.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Leaping

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Leap Frog

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Time Travel Research Lab

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.