Energetic Leaper Gifts

Leaping

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Important Muscles.

Double Bass Jumpers.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Leap Frog

Nanny with children on leash

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

Blackhole Research.

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'Yes, I got it all.'