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'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Important Muscles.

Double Bass Jumpers.

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Leap Frog

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Nanny with children on leash

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

Blackhole Research.

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"