Fence Leaper Pillows

Daughter and father riding across country

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Leaping

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Double Bass Jumpers.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

'No Trespissing'

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Blackhole Research.

Desert Island Gossipping

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I think he wants to go walkies!'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"I've been working in the mail room for over 6 months. I was hoping to be at least a CEO by now."

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.