Library Leaper Pillows

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Leaping

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"I'm after the history section."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Smart Bomb.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Small child checks out a book.

Books vs mobile phones

Bibliomaniac

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Falling in Love Over Books

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Books 'n' Carrots

Supernatural book - The Unexplained