Library Leaper Prints

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Myths and legends...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Leaping

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"I'm after the history section."

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Smart Bomb.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Books vs mobile phones

Small child checks out a book.

Bibliomaniac

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

Falling in Love Over Books

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Books 'n' Carrots

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"