Desk Leaper Pillows

Happy Retirement!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Golfing Boss

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

My brilliant career

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Shake it all about sign on desk

In case of emergency, break glass.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

The weightless office.

"We need a better piling system."

Al, The Go-From Guy