Fence Peeker Gifts

Bird house envy.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"I see a couch."

Living next door to area 51

'Special Delivery!'

'No Trespissing'

'Curiosity'

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

Desert Island Gossipping

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

X-Raying Christmas Presents

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

'It would seem that grooming one another is very important in maintaining social order.'

'I told you to keep quiet about not liking cats...' (Animal Rights protesters outside the house)

'Got one with a smaller check?'

'Oi, what's the game?' - 'Rangers versus City.'

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

"If you see a cat, back once. If you see a squirrel, bark twice. If you're not sure what you see, bark incessantly and an operator will assist you."

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'

"Just a minute, this is the gossip I told you last week, and asked you not to repeat."

"... and now read the fourth line, please."

"They're creosoting the fence next door."

Daughter and father riding across country

Voyeur Exam

"I don't know what's worse - my restless feet or her restless mouth!"

'She's losing it-that was LAST week's gossip!'

"My god - look at him next door. . . he's sooo nosy!!"