Playful Peeper Gifts

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Polar bear bowling alley

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

The Fall from Pisa

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Frog Baby Names

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'Objection! Leading the witness in a game of peek-a-boo.'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"