Playful Peeper T-Shirts

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Frog Baby Names

The Fall from Pisa

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Fingers

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

'Objection! Leading the witness in a game of peek-a-boo.'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.