Playful Discoverer T-Shirts

'...and like most kids with a chemistry set, I just mixed a little of this and a little of that, so the result was truly a surprise.'

Easter Island legs

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Playdough's The Republic

"Where the wild things were."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Hamlet

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Education and Apprenticeships

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Scientist seen on loch.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Frog Baby Names

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

The Fall from Pisa

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."