'Beware of the husband.'
Fence Fans Gifts
Looking for a gift for a fence fan? Our collection features witty, creative products that honor their passion, blending clever designs with a touch of humor. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the fine art and craft of fencing, these gifts add personality to their hobby or interests. From fun apparel to quirky decor, find something that speaks to their fencing enthusiasm and makes them smile.
"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"
En garde!
"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."
'Tired of fetching?'
"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."
Happy birthday Darling!
"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"
"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."
Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'
Tortured Plank
"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"
"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"
Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.
En-guard dog.
'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'
"...and finally..."
Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.
'...My tree! - No my tree!!'
"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."
'It's my feature wall.'
Tunnel of Dove.
"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"
'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'
"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."
Porcupines fencing with quills.
Acupuncture.
Bunny Trick
'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'
"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."
"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."
Football fan
Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.
The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane
'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'
Fence Fans Gifts Collection
Fence Fans Mugs
Explore our collection of fence fans mugs—perfect for cheerful mornings and bringing a smile to any fencing enthusiast’s face.
Fence Fans Pillows
Discover our fun fencing pillows—great for adding a personalized and humorous touch to their favorite space.
Fence Fans Prints
Browse our fencing-themed prints—striking artwork that celebrates the sport with a creative and amusing flair.
Fence Fans T-Shirts
Check out our witty fencing t-shirts—ideal for showing off their fencing pride with playful and stylish designs.