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'Beware of the husband.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

En garde!

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Tired of fetching?'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Tortured Plank

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

En-guard dog.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'It's my feature wall.'

Tunnel of Dove.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

Bunny Trick

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Football fan

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'