Fence Fans Mugs

'Beware of the husband.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

En garde!

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Tired of fetching?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Happy birthday Darling!

Tortured Plank

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

En-guard dog.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'It's my feature wall.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Acupuncture.

Tunnel of Dove.

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Bunny Trick

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Grizzy Selfie

Football fan

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.