Fork Fencers Pillows

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Zorro as a child.

"You and your daft inventions."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

A Fork-lift.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Swords for Making America Great Again

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

Businessman fences with three others.

'Have you been eating right?'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Pizza Fencing

Fencing Venn Graph

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

Acupuncture.

"They said you'd be challenging."

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

Fencing Acupuncture.

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

"Perhaps you forget, you told me to be more assertive!"

Things get heated at the outing.

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"