Intellectual Fencer Pillows

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"So, what are you reading?"

"Have you been working out?"

En garde!

Football team discussions.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Checkmate!'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

The Ascent of Man.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Care for an oxymoron?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Swords for Making America Great Again

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

En-guard dog.

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Businessman fences with three others.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Pizza Fencing

Porcupines fencing with quills.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

Fencing Venn Graph

Acupuncture.

"My tusk broke, so I had it mounted on a sword hilt to defend myself..."

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces