Fantasy Fencer Pillows

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

En garde!

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"He's So Your Type."

Tortured Plank

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

En-guard dog.

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Businessman fences with three others.

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Porcupines fencing with quills.

"My tusk broke, so I had it mounted on a sword hilt to defend myself..."

Pizza Fencing

Acupuncture.

Fencing Venn Graph

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'