Castle Constructor Gifts

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Building Sandcastles.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Clearing the castle's moat.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"I have to pee!"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Fairytale prince and princess