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Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Building Sandcastles.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Clearing the castle's moat.

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Fairytale prince and princess

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'