Castle Architect T-Shirts

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

Castle Cat Flap

'I guess this means that when we get married you aren't going to stay home darning my socks.'

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Nation-building never works."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Building Sandcastles.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Sunbathers.

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Happy holidays for kids.

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Beach flirting

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Feeling for shells