Castle Architect T-Shirts

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

Castle Cat Flap

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

'I guess this means that when we get married you aren't going to stay home darning my socks.'

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Nation-building never works."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Sunbathers.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Building Sandcastles.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Happy holidays for kids.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Beach flirting

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Beach snowman.'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"