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"Countless grandkittens to spoil, but they never stop by."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Building Sandcastles.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

Self-Employment

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

Hamster.

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

Castle Cat Flap

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'Ms. Peters, the decorator forgot the draw bridge.'

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

'You can also check out my podcast.'

Air boulder.

"Now let's see what she does when I take one nibble and walk away."

"I keep telling you - vertigo is NOT a fear of heights!"

Ironing board.

Oh, you're right. We did use this boulder before.