Canine Castle Architects T-Shirts

Dog House.

Building Sandcastles.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

Seafront Hotel.

No, it doesn't come furnished.

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

'Ms. Peters, the decorator forgot the draw bridge.'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Castle Cat Flap

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

Scrap-Booking

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Dog House Hunters

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'You can also check out my podcast.'

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

Air boulder.

Posh Doghouse.

"I keep telling you - vertigo is NOT a fear of heights!"

Pyramid Dog House.

Ironing board.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

Oh, you're right. We did use this boulder before.

"How much we talking for a deck?"