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'We know you have a cat.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"I hate it..."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Cat park"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

String Theory for Beginners.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Puss in Heels

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat on guitar

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."