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"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Nation-building never works."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

"Tommy!"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Hiding the electronics.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Building Sandcastles.

Sunbathers.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Building giant sand pies.

Beach flirting

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Summer reading for the family.

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'